It's not a darning tool, it's a very naughty toy: Roman dildo found Archaeology The Guardian Fund aus Rmerzeit berrascht Wissenschaftler: Ein antiker Dildo? The Surprising History of Dildos: Humans Have Been Using Them for Over 28,000 Years The oldest dildo in the world is approximately 28,000 years old. It was discovered in 2005 in Tbingen, Germany by archaeological researchers at the university there. It is eight inches long and " The history and evolution of the dildo